No, really. I hate it.
In case you suffered from the misapprehension that I haven’t sewn anything in the past three months, I can assure you I have. At least one thing.
This thing, to be precise:
No wait. There’s more:
These, in case you were wondering, are photos of the linen jumper I made for TLo’s school uniform. Which I took after I washed it. For the fourth time.
Yes. You heard me. I’ve only washed this garment four times. And I’ll probably have to throw it in the trash.
I even piped the flippin’ pockets, people.
(It’s extra-wrinkly because it’s still wet from the washer. Also, I took a picture of my toes. Neato.)
This is what I used to make the Evil Self-Destructionator 2000: Ottobre 3/2011 #18. Cotton gingham. Outrageously poor-quality linen.
This is what a child looks like, frolicking and blithely making a mess, when she is blissfully aware that her dress has not self-destructed.
I’m not even going to bother to show you what a child in our house looks like when her dress self-destructs.