You know. Like zombies.
So TLo, that Kate Spade Bloodhound From Hell, suddenly figured out that I was “doing something” with Polyvore that looked like something she should be doing.
So I made an account for her and The Big One to play with (because no way do I want people thinking I put together these grade-school collections).
Of course, that discounted the fact that the grade-schoolers have better fashion sense than I do. I give you Example A:
Yes. That’s a Paul & Joe cocktail dress with 7 For All Mankind skinny jeans. And stacked peeptoes. And a Marc by Marc Jacobs clutch. This would be The Big One’s contribution to the fashion world.
And then there's Example B, courtesy of TLo:
Now granted, TLo’s choices were all pretty low-rent. Except for the $1000 Zanotti stilettos. Which she pretty much insisted were the shoe of choice for this outfit.
And now they know about Polyvore.
What was I thinking?
It just goes to show, it never pays to try and be a “nice mom”. Never. Ever.