And then it gets better.
These are my new shoes.
Yes. Meri Mekko fuchsia-and-red “Unikko" Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star low-tops. With white or fuchsia laces.
The instant I saw them online, I knew that they would be mine. Oh yes. Mine.
And then they arrived in the mail.
I’m leaving instructions in my will that I want to be buried with these items when I die.
When alien robot archeologists dig me up in 3000 years, they will decide I was a princess because I was buried with such splendid grave goods.