So my last post about poor Zoe Saldana (Yeah. Right.) and her rather badly fitted and bizarrely designed dress naturally got me to thinking about… “Things Made Out Of Barbie Dolls”.
Yes. That is natural. So here you go:
Barbie Toilet Paper Cover.
Barbie Ax-Murderer Jewelry.
I had another picture to show you, but decided against it. It relates to a story about this guy who shared the rent of a big warehouse space with my dad and a few other car-restoration type guys. Apparently one day my dad was surprised to learn he couldn’t get into his part of the garage because the ATF had locked down the whole building. Pending an investigation of the arrest of said co-renter for the production and sale of illegally altered fire arms (i.e. he was converting semis to autos and selling them to “hunters”). Said gentleman was also discovered at that time to have a booming side business in the sale of online Barbie S&M “porn” which he manufactured on the same premises.
Yes. You read that right. Apparently there is quite a market for it.
EDIT- Venus de Hilo said: “I think those earrings would be even better with little plastic Barbie shoes on them.” Which is a totally great idea. And since Barbie feet are after all interchangeable, you could accessorize your accessories to your heart’s content by adding your very own Barbie shoe collection at whim. If you have a really good collection of Barbie shoes (or a really odd collection of You shoes) your earrings really could match your shoes every day. Too funny!