Sunday, January 3, 2010

Tunes.

You want to know what the funniest thing in the world is?   A five year old and a six year old sitting on the couch, listening to their new iPod Shuffles, tunelessly singing at the tops of their lungs to two totally different songs. 

O. M. G.  Seriously.  Hilarious.

Apparently the Clash have a song called “Rock A Cashbar” and Enya is, in fact, “Indian”.  Based on what I was just told. 

You so would love to hear their simultaneous renditions of “Christine” by Siouxsie and the Banshees and “Busted” from Phineas and Ferb, right?  Who wouldn’t?  I wish I had been able to capture it on video for posterity.  I’m so not above posting something like that on the internet for the whole world to see.

iPods.  Totally the best gifts Santa ever brought two goofy little girls.

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Saturday, January 2, 2010

A Calico Shirt. Literally.

So, the Big One was given an adoption certificate for Christmas.  This sturdy piece of paper assures her that Santa did in fact speak with her parents about adopting a cat and yes, she will get to go to the Humane Society and pick one out.  Santa clearly didn’t reckon on the psychotic nature of our local Humane Society employees or how hard they would make it to adopt a cat.  I could regale you with stories, however let’s just say that we still have not been allowed to submit our application to adopt the cat we want.  I’m not saying we have to wait to have our application approved.  I’m saying we can’t even get them to take the stupid thing in the first place.  And here I thought they were actually trying to prevent animals from being put down by providing them with safe loving homes.  Silly me.

In any case, before I contracted the Hideous Plague of One Thousand Deaths, I had planned to make The Big One a special new shirt for Christmas.  I had a few motives for this: one that she’s gotten the short end of the new clothes stick lately and another that with her not actually receiving her gift on Christmas Day I thought she might at least like a related consolation prize (in fact she received all the accoutrement of owning a cat- to the tune of $75- so she really has nothing to complain about.  Really.  Nothing.).    I wasn’t able to finish this until today.  

In keeping with my firm belief that only people under the age of 8 should be allowed to wear clothes made from quilting fabric, I purchased her an otherwise unusable scatter print of cats.   For once I didn’t have to worry whether it was a print that my kids would agree to wear.  The Big One is obsessed with cats.  This fabric is covered with cats.  She would wear it.  End of story.

I decided to go with a tunic, because I like tunics.  I used Ottobre 6-2009#9 “Phoenix”.  Their version was made from velveteen but it’s a basic shape so I knew it would work with the light-weight calico.  (And yes Historical Fabric Terminology Fanatics, I know that “calico” describes a type of print, not a type of fabric.  In the real world, “calico” is “quilting fabric”.  Don’t dwell.  Move on.)

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Anyway, here’s the tunic.  I was having some serious diva issues with my model today, so I didn’t end up with a modeled shot before I sent her to her room to think about her behavior.

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Despite the fabric making it sort of homemade-y, I’m happy with this.  In retrospect I wish that I added some sort of element of the black gingham to the sleeves to balance out the design, but eh, she’s 6, what does she care?

I have to take this opportunity to say yet again how much I love Ottobre patterns.  They almost always use construction methods that are simply superior to any of the Big4 methods.  Attaching the facing to the invisible zipper/neckline is a point in case.  The method Ottobre uses is easier and looks better in the end.   Amazing. 

The only change I made to this pattern was in the pockets, which were truly beyond me without photo instructions.  I think I understood what I was supposed to do, but it was just too difficult to manage well.  Pockets are a perennial problem for me anyway and a complicated pocket is just asking too much.  So instead of the funky gathered-with-elastic pocket from the original design, I used the finishing template from the pattern and made a plain patch pocket. 

To dress it up a little (because I felt guilty that I couldn’t accomplish the really cute gathered pockets) I attached decorative buttons to the top of the pocket opening.  It’s a little hard to see here, but the buttons are in tortoiseshell-type colors that echo the colors of the cats in the print.  Since they were formerly known as The Ugly Buttons Left Over From The Bulk Button Box, I was pretty pleased to suddenly find such a good use for them and one that actually makes them not ugly.  Transformative button use!  Cool, man.

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So The Big One has one “calico”, even if we seem to be having some trouble getting our other one.  With our luck the sweet little calico cat we decided would be perfect for our home will be gone by the time we actually manage to get the Humane Society people to take our application papers, adopted by some other family who clearly won’t be as deserving of her.  Clearly.  I mean, come on.  We have cat clothes for crying out loud. 

Maybe I’ll have the Big One wear this when we slog out to the countryside to try yet again to adopt that cat.  Couldn’t hurt, right?

Friday, January 1, 2010

A New Year

K. asked for a 2010 Sewing Resolution post and I’ve seen lots and lots of them so far on other blogs.  I had specifically planned to not post any resolutions (a resolution to do so, if you will), but:

RESOLUTION POST

I am not a Resolution kind of girl.  Nor am I a “wow it’s a New Year” kind of girl.  What I am, in fact, is a cynic.  A cynic of the most hard-boiled, long-standing kind.  My own mother says I was the most cynical child she ever met (possibly until she met my oldest child).  I don’t believe things.  I’m not sentimental about things.  I think that in any given situation, most human beings will devolve to the lowest common denominator.   These are fundamental qualities of my internal construction and can not be altered.

I find resolutions not practical, in that I know that I will never keep them so why make them in the first place?  This is based on long hard evidence of my having never kept a resolution in my life (that I can recall anyway).

However, this year I’m feeling especially motivated to make a change.  So what the heck, let’s give it a try.

1) My biggest sewing resolution is the one about losing weight to be able to make nicer clothes.  That is sewing related and (almost) completely sewing motivated so I count that as my First Resolution.

2) Stop Buying Fabric (Mostly) is my Second Resolution.  Actually, I set this goal last year (independent of the whole “resolution” thing of course) and made quite a bit of progress.  This was mostly successful because I literally have nowhere else to stash my stash.  I found that having no where to put the stupid stuff did help me to control buying more.  Plus, even I reach a certain limit where I think “that fabric has sat there for five years, it’s aged enough for Pete’s sake.”  Saying that, if I had an endless warehouse of fabric shelves, I don’t think I would have stopped.  Relevant to Article 1 above, I will be using up a lot of this “gently aged” fabric by the end of the year (Yes.  I WILL.) and so that gives me a goal for thinking I will be able to buy MORE FABRIC.  Yay!  I like a resolution that ultimately ends in getting to ignore it in the first place.

 

That’s it. 

Seriously?  Two resolutions is two more than I normally have and given my track record in keeping resolutions I’ll probably be sorry I made these in the first place.  Because I’m very very motivated (mostly) to accomplish Resolution #1 so I hope I haven’t just jinxed myself.

 

Next Time: something much more interesting.  I have no idea what, but that isn’t a hard promise to keep.