My Girlfriend’s Back And You’re Gonna Be In Trouble

 

So you can buy this fabric at FabricMart for $13.00/yard.

If you are my secret fashion girlfriend, you can make this out of it.

 

If you are my secret fashion girlfriend you will also have provided the world with this perfect, wonderful fabric (as seen below).   Which can also now be purchased from the good ladies at Fabric Mart for about $25.00/yard.

 

I’m finding that my secret fashion girlfriend is causing me serious mental anguish and consternation over my finances. 

I think we might need to go to couple’s therapy.